"Blue Haven Roof Company" Tee
 
Welcome to Blue Haven Roofing, where we don't just cover your home, we launch it into the future! Picture this: your roof, now a shimmering shade of blue, like a beacon of style and safety in a sea of bland rooftops. Worried about laser beams? Fear not! Our special blue coating doesn't just protect against the elements; it's your home's very own force field against intergalactic threats! So sit back, relax, and watch as your house becomes the envy of the neighborhood.
 
5.5 oz./yd² (US) 9.2 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
DryBlend's moisture-wicking fabric delivers both comfort and coolness.
Classic fit
Classic width, rib collar
Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
Tear away label
Unisex
Parody Company, This is not an actual company Tee.