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Blue Haven Roof Company Tee. Funny Tee. Not real company. Blue Roof

Blue Haven Roof Company Tee


"Blue Haven Roof Company" Tee


Welcome to Blue Haven Roofing, where we don't just cover your home, we launch it into the future! Picture this: your roof, now a shimmering shade of blue, like a beacon of style and safety in a sea of bland rooftops. Worried about laser beams? Fear not! Our special blue coating doesn't just protect against the elements; it's your home's very own force field against intergalactic threats! So sit back, relax, and watch as your house becomes the envy of the neighborhood.


  • 5.5 oz./yd² (US) 9.2 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles
  • DryBlend's moisture-wicking fabric delivers both comfort and coolness.
  • Classic fit
  • Classic width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Tear away label
  • Unisex
  • Parody Company, This is not an actual company Tee.
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