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therapy session men's tank top in red

Therapy Session Men's Tank Top

$18.00Price

Our "Therapy Session" design on a men's tank top

 

Introducing the "Therapy Session" tank top – because why pay for a therapist when you can just flex your feelings away? This isn't your average piece of workout gear; it's a one-way ticket to mental swole-ness.Put on this tank, and suddenly, every bench press becomes a counseling session, and every dumbbell curl is a metaphor for life's ups and downs. The fabric is so soft, it's practically a hug for your pecs, and the snug fit is like a reassuring pat on the back from a motivational speaker who moonlights as a spandex enthusiast.With the "Therapy Session" tank, you can finally let out all those bottled-up emotions—preferably in the form of a perfectly executed deadlift. Say goodbye to stress, anxiety, and existential crises; say hello to gains, endorphins, and a newfound sense of gym-zen.But be warned: wearing this tank may result in spontaneous group therapy sessions at the water fountain, where fellow gym-goers gather to share their deepest fears, dreams, and protein shake recipes. You might also find yourself offering motivational speeches between sets and giving out free life advice faster than you can do a burpee.So, gear up for the ultimate "Therapy Session" – no appointment necessary. It's time to sweat out your issues, one squat at a time, and remember: therapy has never looked this good (or this hilarious)!

 

  • 6 oz./yd² (US) 10.1 oz./L yd (CA), 100% cotton, 18 singles
  • Classic fit
  • Bound neck and armholes
  • Tear away label
  • Proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes

 

Available in four color options

Design Color
Tank Top Color
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